Ah, theres our little charmer. Notice the nice scanning job? Word to the wise: you shouldnt really use a scanner when youre really high.
Now my buddie Lez here is the girl of many talents. She can manage to sit still at the cemetary, breathe, kill braincells fanfuckintastically, and eat endless amounts of food - assuming she can swallow at the time. She also has a tree in her garden!!!
My pal satan is a big fan of Tony Danza or, as she calls him, the Tonester. She's even dedicated her homepage to the lucky guy and I'll be putting up the link for her page as soon as she manages to give me the link. 
See that shiny object baby Lez is holding? That just so happens to be a knife. WE dont call her Satan for no reason you know. 
Here goes Lez doing her best Boy George impression. Where do this girls talents end?? Ash! 
Ash happens to be a little crooked at the moment and refuses to let anyone see her pretty little face. Ash suffers from a swollen spine and many heart murmurs and will proudly annouce to anyone that she DOES NOT have three feet!! 
Note to Ash: new motto perhaps? 
Now here's a real gem of the past two folk in their youthful years. Pretty indeed... Nanny! 
Here's my pal Nanny! Nanny's hobbies include chainsmoking, drinking, laughing, rarely moving outside of her room, and screaming profanitites such as "you asshole". Nanny can provide endless hours of entertainment. Dane! 
Right here folks is Dane. (and some mysterious person...) Dane is possibly drunk in this picture but Im not quite sure and she probably isnt either. This girl likes to yell "my toppings!" when utterly ripped. Well, theres many drunken tales which I may discuss at a later time.
Ive known this chap for a hell of a long time. When younger we enjoyed playing 'drunk drivers of Canada' (im serious) which, come to think of it, may have lead her to her current state. Sorry Dane!! Danielle knows what happens when you run into a hurse when shes quite blitzed courtesy of the chronic herself. Now stop getting busted! Southerner! 
Here's my buddie from down south. I absolutely adore this guy cuz he is sooooo hot! He just takes my breath away, especially when he chews on wheat. This guy here spends most of his days posing for photographers in his best farms outfits and, if you're lucky, you can catch him stylin' in his sexy cowboy hat which I had the good fortune in catching. Now dont get too jealous girls (and a few guys), I have been nice enough to grace yourself with a hot pic of this guy... Billy! 
This is Billy. He's my idol. Magi! 
Here's Magi! This girl enjoys screaming "loooooosssssssseeeeeeerrrrrr!!!" at any given time. She also enjoys goats and beating me up. Nicole! 
This is Nicole, but everyone likes to call her Little Miss Sunshine. Its a good idea not to get on this girls bad side and youll find out why if you get there. Nicollie loves me though and she insists on feeding me cuz I am forever starved. But uhhh.... thats for no reason by the way... * more to come soon! Now here comes the fun part! Wanna see your pretty little face smeared across my pretty little page? Well t'days your lucky day! Just send a pic of your darling little self to give_that_sloth_some_dope@hotmail.com and I'll put it up in two snaps and a twist! E-mail me NOW! Go Home! |
